His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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