thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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