and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
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no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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