He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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