Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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