just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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