I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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