p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Randomize
