What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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