so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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