He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Randomize
