She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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