I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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