this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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