Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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