these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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