UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
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You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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