She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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