I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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