after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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