is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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