Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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