There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
