they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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