Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I have aggressive nipples.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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