with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Banned from zoo.
Again?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize
