Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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