Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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