discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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