butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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