Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
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jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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