It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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