i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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