mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She announced her abortion via fbk
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fuck your aforementioned shoe
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
porn star boner night. come get it.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
You were trust falling into bushes
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