brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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