Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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