He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
there is glitter all over my balls
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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