ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
God I need to hump something, right now.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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