Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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