he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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