I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
try to milk me bitch
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