I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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