dude i'm inner monologue high
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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