I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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