i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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