Will you blow on my dice?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
two words...techno handjob
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
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Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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