Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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