I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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