We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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