Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
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OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Someone signed my nipple.
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