yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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