About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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