Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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