i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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