I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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