I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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