I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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