she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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