I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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