i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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