I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
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k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Randomize